Showing posts with label demystification. Show all posts
Showing posts with label demystification. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Girl's Gotta Have It


Vintage Lipstick Ad

Well I know that this is how I put on my lipstick. I like the challenge of painting my face without the basic sensory perception of sight or the use of my perfectly functional hands. Plus, I just feel sexier when I treat overpriced tubes of pigmented whale fat like a phallus. xoxo, Huzzah!

Monday, April 12, 2010

Behind the Vintage



As part of our continuing efforts to demystify the labor process--be it vintage selling or academic writing--we've decided to include for you today the raw, un-'shopped images of some of the newest items in the shop. While we don't have any fancy studio equipment (e.g., lighting kits, seamless backdrop papers) or even a big white wall uninterrupted by so much pre-war crown molding, we do have nice natural light and enough college newspaper-cultivated post-production skills to convincingly mimic these things. (And once we figure out how to make our broke-down Acme dress form look like a tall, starving, dead-behind-the-eyes teen girl with a contrived pigeon toe, our impersonation of the pros will be officially complete.)

So step on up and pull back the proverbial curtain on our humble shop floor by mousing over the images. Oh, and if you're wondering why everything is so crooked in the originals, it's because the floor in this old house has more dips than a French sandwich shop.