Meanwhile, at J Crew...

Your move, Forever 21.

Don't Put A Bird On It, Please

Just found these soy 'duck' and 'chicken' abominations hidden behind some Trader Joe's black beans in our pantry. The Boy has some 'splainin to do. In the meantime, we're going to go flush our eyes with some industrial grade acid.

The Vintage Kitchen

Have you ever found yourself watching HGTV's House Hunters and rolling your eyes at the boners that everyone seems to get over granite countertops, stainless steel appliances and kitchen islands? Yeah, us too.

Gamming It Up

So wrong that it's totally right.

A Compendium of Kendi Looks We ♥

In the spirit of professional collaboration (and piracy), we offer you a compendium of Kendi looks that we plan to unabashedly poach and make our own. BEHOLD (and thanks, K!):

Now Available at the Goodwill: The Goodwill

(image via Reddit)

That's right! More crap to dig through at your local thrift thanks to some clever hipster with a Polaroid 2 camera and a few courses in French Film Theory under his belt. Until this turns into a chintzy mise en abyme of Suzy Perette dresses, we remain unimpressed.