Showing posts with label tragic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tragic. Show all posts

Saturday, September 04, 2010

Another Reason To Hate Free People: Fake, Obscenely Overpriced Vintage




To be perfectly blunt, we've always thought Free People was a particularly pretentious, particularly over-priced clothing chain trading in particularly horrid sweatshop-made fast fashion of the boho ilk, but now we really loathe this store.

Last month, the company rolled out a specialty 'vintage' collection available exclusively online. In addition to being scandalously over-priced, the compilation is peppered with contemporary pieces being passed off as vintage and actual vintage impressively mis-dated despite labels, content tags and other basic clues to the garments' ages. In perhaps the most egregious example (see above) of faux vintage and daft dating, the curator claims that a reproduction gentleman's shirt currently selling for $65 on the maker's website (and $228 on the Free People site) dates to the 19th century! Ooops! And there are two more such shirts available, coincidentally. Ooops again!

And perhaps we're just cranky, but $212 for what may or may not be a mid-century dress with unhemmed sleeves is bananas. (As is the fact that a customer had to ask about fabric content, label, construction and approximate era on a 60s skirt boldly priced at $212.) We appreciate that vintage dating is not a precise art, and we recognize that Free People's price point is going to be higher than other vintage shops by virtue of its higher operating costs, but this vintage collection seems, to us, to rely and prey on the fact that the average Free People shopper is not particularly educated about vintage or the marketplace within which it circulates. Though it's certainly not FP's job to mentor them, it would be nice--and more consistent with the store's hippie 'fantasy' theme--if they didn't totally exploit this knowledge gap, too.



Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Scrunchable


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Top four things to do with your $10 neon green scrunchie after Advertising tricked you into buying it:

4. Wipe the wet hot tears of regret from your eyes
3. Start a LOLROTFLMFAO time capsule to be buried in McCarren Park
2. Wear it around your wrist as a constant reminder of your consumptive failures
1. Your dishes

Thursday, June 10, 2010

If I Wrote Ad Copy For American Apparel


malaria
[ shout-out to Annie for providing the original mosquito net snarkasm from which this evolved ]

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Dear Tavi


cory kennedy

(Just something to keep in mind.)

Love,
Huzzah!

Friday, October 09, 2009

Still Need A Halloween Costume?


If so, perhaps you could go as the new ChloƩ collection? It would be a great 'concept' costume; when people inquire about the inspiration behind your homeless person getup, you could laugh condescendingly and reply, "DAHLING, I'm the ChloƩ Spring 2010 ready-to-wear collection! OBVI."

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Pictured Above: Post-apocalyptic androgyny with a touch of 'crazy'