Dear Tavi

(Just something to keep in mind.)

Love,

Huzzah!

Oh HAil No

I thought this was pretty obnoxious...

until, that is, I saw this:

"Rear Gear Butt Covers: No More Mr. Brown Eye"

(Full disclosure: I wipe my dog's 'brown eye' after she parks some bark because the poor thing can't ever seem to shake off the last dingleberry, but this anal veil seems largely unnecessary, no? Perhaps I am just too working class to fully appreciate its inessential brilliance.)

Appearing Soon On Regretsy...

I call this piece "Canine of a Canine." It depicts the devaluation of spirit under late capitalism.

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