Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Don't Put A Bird On It, Please




Just found these soy 'duck' and 'chicken' abominations hidden behind some Trader Joe's black beans in our pantry. The Boy has some 'splainin to do. In the meantime, we're going to go flush our eyes with some industrial grade acid.

11 comments:

Mother Midnight Vintage said...

that is fracking disgusting. K-dog needs to come correct on this. my question is... "what the hell was he planning on doing with them??!"

P U R P L E - D E E R said...

Ick. What? No time to cook for your loved partner and juggle multiple jobs? No excuse Kevin, no excuse.

Desiree said...

Blasphemer! Maybe he bought them as an "ironic" joke? We hope?

Vintage Seen said...

oh yes, the 'shaping' and the cutting, it's so serial killer ish.

Ingrid Faon said...

Hahaha! I love your blog. It's so much more fun than the sugary sweet ones.

Stephanie Shumway (and family) said...

HA! That. is awesome.

Amy Seager said...

yuk! that's all i can say!

love from
amy
x

Roxanne! said...

Believe it or not, they are actually pretty decent!

Vic said...

Oh. Dear. (Please tell me there isn't actually any faux deer at the back there too...!)

Melissa said...

They are made with gluten! Chinese people have been eating these for years because some Buddhists are vegetarian! Don't hate on them. Cook some rice and steam some bok choy and add these to the bok choy. They are pretty good!

Huzzah! Vintage said...

@Melissa - you're totally right. I'm just a faux meat-hating vegetarian.