Thursday, December 23, 2010

Six Designer Jean Products We Hope Not to Find Under the Tree This Year



We think it's safe to say that each of these represents $200 grossly misspent.

7 comments:

Lauren Bordelon said...

I'm pretty sure I've seen someone in Arkansas wearing the cutoffs at the top. Those Teva's, too. Arkansas is surprisingly a pretentious hipster Mecca (very outdoorsy); the rampant racism and poverty usually makes them leave pretty quickly.

Karen/Small Earth Vintage said...

Gadzooks.

MAB Jewelry said...

AAAAAAAAAAAH! The skirt! The skirt!

Bombshell Bettie said...

What is this, designer shouldvebeebforgotteninthe90sandearly2000s jeans? i think i vomited in my mouth over those shorts...and the skirt....why....WHHHYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Admittedly I would've worn the black cargos back in HS in my "goth" days....but now I wonder A. what was I thinking? and B. why would they make pants that are so huge in the crotch and so skinny in the leg...are they trying to make it look like you crapped yourself...cuz they're doing a pretty good job.
I thought we were over those "lace up" jeans....i mean...didn't we just have those like 8 years ago...i think that was a good enough run for them...we shouldn't ever have to see them again...and about all these low rises....are they asking for the women of the world to please have muffin top? is that what they want? because that is what they're gunna get with rises that low...
ugh...TG i found a jean that works for me so I don't even have to look at other brands anymore...they should be ashamed of themselves..
ok...Im done :)

Amanda / Rust Belt Threads said...

Gross. These all look like they would be sold at Rainbow/Deb/insert cheap store here for $15 or less.

Amanda / Rust Belt Threads said...

also, I'm pretty sure those cutoffs are a health hazard.

rebecca said...

Oh Daisy Duke! I wonder, if she were a real person, if she would get a royalty every time someone's rump was hanging out.
I must say that at least those lace ups don't go all the way down under the crotch and back up again - remember those.
btw - I'd love it if the exclamation "Gadzooks" made a come back.