Thursday, January 14, 2010

Oh HAil No


I thought this was pretty obnoxious...

tutu

until, that is, I saw this:

browneye

"Rear Gear Butt Covers: No More Mr. Brown Eye"

(Full disclosure: I wipe my dog's 'brown eye' after she parks some bark because the poor thing can't ever seem to shake off the last dingleberry, but this anal veil seems largely unnecessary, no? Perhaps I am just too working class to fully appreciate its inessential brilliance.)

9 comments:

alexkeller said...

hmmm - reminds me of my old neighbor who got fake balls for his dog - unnecessary

ColeAndJosephine said...

So you would buy it if it were a self-wiping flap? Just to save you the trouble...

HUzzah! Vintage said...

ColeAndJosephine: Why, yes, of course! Then it would be a wholly practical butt flap.

sMacThoughts said...

that is some funny and gross text there. Love your banner pic! (I'm a new visitor... saw you in Etsy forums)

Louise said...

No, you aren't too working-class, this is just WRONG. And annoying to the poor dog I'm sure.

Jessica / Lola Vintage Clothing said...

I can always expect a good laugh from your blog. thanks, i really need it today too. :)

April said...

Some people have too much time on their hands...

Amanda / Rust Belt Threads said...

I think the dogs I know would just end up eating it.

My cat however would give me the biggest "bitch, plz" look if I ever tried to put that on him.

CrystaL* said...

This is way to funny. I feel like I have seen this on Etsy. I laughed so loud when I saw it the first time. I mean come on, something are just beyond our own needs.