Sunday, February 13, 2011

Zooey Deschanel Hotness Mathematically Explained



9 comments:

rebecca said...

Yikes - I have bangs and long hair. Now I'm wondering how balanced I am. Must go measure now.....or not.

Diana said...

I think my hotness could be increased if I cover up more of my face too. Like maybe 100%.

blouse said...

oh good. if that's the secret to beauty then i've totally got it down. i have a TON of bangs!

xo~jane

Mother Midnight Vintage said...

thank you for explaining this to me.
i've been working with the frizz:pimple ratio.
only now, do i truly see my error. :)

Karen/Small Earth Vintage said...

It is not the giant eyes?

alexkeller said...

i've ben saving this in my reader so i can laugh everytime i see it - thanks, G!

Courtney said...

too funny!! my bangs are way too thick, but it's a necessary evil. without them, my forehead is enormous. sigh.

White Willow Vintage said...

She'd still be hot even if she was *bangless*, heck even bald. It's those eyes! It's all in the eyes!

Stephanie Shumway (and family) said...

Dang... I only have a 1:2 ratio. I'm not gonna say which number represents face. I think the hotness is in the name. Zoooooey. Zooooooooooey.